Behold! The Gold of El Dorado!

Someone was excited about this calendar. Someone was sooooo excited about it, they clipped the ad for it and inserted it into a copy of Dianetics and Scientology by Clown Clownshoes. This beautiful calendar showcased items found buried in remote locations of the Andes, hidden by blah, blah, and their cousin, blah.

And it was yours free when you became a subscriber to Natural History.